[PART ONE, if u missed haha]
ate chocolates at 23:14
ok
this was probably a bad time to eat these
well
ok
could use a walk right now
but it could get ugly out there
going to write an anti-suicide note so nobody thinks i’m going on a night walk with death intentions
just tried to dress up like a man to go on a night walk and everybody knew
they were all like, some disguise missy
ok
oh yeah, okay
i see
this is a problem only i can fix.
[long period here i can’t discuss where i was getting the knowledge]
ok i got the knowledge
all good news
but i’m only telling my boyfriend
they’ve been keeping things from you just as you suspected
but we’ll never tell
lol
ate more chocolates at 7:06
walk pt. II
can’t stop laughing
people’s footsteps sound like yap yap chewing noises
sprinklers sound like falling gravel
the cars are looking at me
the cars can see that i’m amused
typing on my flip phone to look like i’m laughing at something on my flip phone and not at the way stuff sounds
now here’s a piece of technology i can trust.
now here’s a piece of technology i can trust.
hahaha just saw my reflection in a shop window
flip phone and flared pants
ridiculous
i’m ridiculous lol
forgot i cut off a bunch of my hair at the part where i was really high
my hair could actually be wayyy shorter tho. and i’d still look good. i’d still look this good hahaha. listen.
some of us are just like that.
and sometimes i’m wrong. like BIG TIME. consider that, too.
going to sit by the water and see what it has to say
ok
the geese are emerging
the ducks emerge like steel ships from behind the muck
hahaha
#writer
hahahahaha
u guys wouldn’t believe the kind of journey i’ve been on. or the sound those electric scooters make when u’re really listening.
lol
feeling conspiratorial
u think the journey is over and then they just drop the knowledge
that guy’s following me bc i have the knowledge lol
need to stop writing ‘lol’
but everything is so funny
like, imagine wanting more. lol. ridiculous.
ok
winding down
it’s 11am
i’m ready 4 the world
and work. i have to work today hahaha
i’ll be like, “i just had the most refreshing walk!”
quote, “I just had the most refreshing walk!”
hahaha
everything is going perfectly according to the plan i am not aware of.
also, things are trending up, for everyone, for everything, until further notice. all that bad stuff is basically over now, and will be for a while, soon.
and honestly, if i’m being honest, pretty much everything you’ve ever hoped for will come true.
nothing you can do, sorry.
i don’t make the news, i just report it.
so good omg
was just literally thinking about THE BIRDS and how much i would hate that happening, probably more than zombies or nuclear war