mom i phrew up
we're soooo fucking back hahaha
i’ve been eating a lot of dried meats. beef jerkies. sticks and otherwise. i kind of like the disgust factor. and the convenience, of course: high protein, easy to consume, lab food. the perfect postmodern snack.
you will eat the meat bar and be happy.
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but then i wasn’t. i became Ill. the other day, I Was Ill.
i had such a Healthy morning and i didn't drink the night before and yet, right before work, i began to experience The Worst Stomach Ache Known To Man.
and then i realized oh, i think it was from the meat bar hahaha
actually, i don’t know that for sure, but i got to work and i threw up. i threw up the meat bar. and i was kinda like damn wtf is happening—i've been alarmingly hungover at least twice at work already and Troopered Through, and when I'm NOT hungover, that’s when i throw up?
but it’s fine. i haven’t felt ill since. well, actually, i kind of lost my voice. and i keep trying to talk at work and no sound comes out and everyone’s l…