everyone’s like: male manipulator male manipulator male manipulator but personally, i’ve never met one. i’ve never seen one myself. everyone’s talking about the male manipulator but i think it's a 🦄🦄🦄🦄 situation
big foot. jersey devil. loch ness monster.
chupacabra.
dinosaur.
male manipulator.
ain’t no way.
the only thing that’s real is the female manipulator. because it’s actually all reversed and it’s not the women gathered in a circle sipping wine going “omg get out of that relationship girl, he’s toxic!!” it’s actually the men with sweaty foreheads and chokeholds on IPAs being like “omg get out of that relationship bro, she's toxic!!"
🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕🦕
i’m hoping i get cured soon though. i’m hoping i’ll be cured of all my female manipulator alcoholic toxic depressed drug queen film bro book bro bad writer stuff soon.
i want to be like a piece of bread. i want people to meet me and go: “damn that girl’s so boring!” i want to never hurt anyone ever again. even the…